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Time Machines

   
So you want to go back to school and tell yourself to ask out that girl you were too shy to talk to or maybe you want to tell yourself to go to the toilet before that long school play so you don't get called pee-pants for the rest of your life, if you do you're going to need to get yourself a time machine, below are some of the more popular models
   


The Time Machine

 

   
 

Not the prettiest and I'm not sure I'd like having my head exposed to the tunnels of time but it seems to work well enough, unlike the other time machines available it will stand out like a sore thumb whichever time period you are in so you will need to invest in a tarpaulin to cover it with while you go about your business.

 

Where to find one: Try antique shops or build your own from an old armchair, a sledge and a large clock

   


The Tardis

 

   
 

Won't stand out on the streets of England during a small time period and you may find yourself having to spend a lot of time with an eccentric Doctor that has a lot of enemies so maybe not the best option if Daleks and Cybermen end up following you back to the 80's and ruining it for everyone.

Where to find one: Still seen on some British streets, you'll have to have a look inside to see if its the real deal, happy hunting.

   


Phone Booth

 

   
 

A good choice with a nice easy to use directory of numbers to dial and able to travel to different countries too, not just the same location, different time

Where to find one: On the street, just keep trying every booth you see until one sends you hurtling through time

   


Delorean

 

   
 

The most stylish choice and you can use it just for driving to the shops too, downside is finding the plutonium/knowing when lightning will strike to fuel your travels

Where to find one: On ebay but most of them aren't fitted with a flux capacitor so you'll need to get one of those too

   


Superman

 

   
 

Ask Superman nicely and he can pick you up and fly around the world really fast until it spins the other way and reverses time, he may not want to do this just so you don't get called pee-pants though so you'll need to lie and tell him its for something really important like saving orphans lives.

Where to find one: Put yourself in mortal danger and shout "Help Superman, Help!", he will then appear and you can ask him to reverse time.