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Michael Jackson - Was he really that weird?

   


Yes he was. He was also an amazing singer, songwriter and dancer so we can let him off for most of it. They say there's a fine line between genius and madness and Michael straddled that line like a champion, giving his pet chimp throat implants to help him speak English one day and releasing Bad the next

Below is a timeline of Michael Jackson's life showing some of the stranger things that were said about him. I'm sure not all of them are true and unfortunately now he's dead I can't ask him so you will have to make your own mind up whether Jacko really was wacko. (He was)

wackojacko

   
   
YEAR
 

HE DID WHAT???!!!!

   
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1958

Michael Jackson was born (Definitely happened)

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1982

Released Beat It and showed the world that you can stop gang violence by either running away or starting a mass dance off

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1983

The first time we see evidence of Michael's shape shifting abilities as he becomes a werewolf and a zombie, in later years he would also become a white version of himself and also Corey Feldman.

Turning into a zombie, scaring your date and then turning back to normal and comforting your date after her "bad dream" would become the most popular way to get laid in the mid 80's

 

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1983

The moonwalk becomes Michael Jackson's signature dance move, impressing everybody despite looking nothing like walking on the moon

 

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1984

Michael Jackson's hair catches fire during a Pepsi commercial, conspiracy theorists believe this photo showing Michael drinking a leading competitor's drink may have been behind the incident.

MJ chugging coke

 

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1986

Michael Jackson starts sleeping in an oxygen chamber to prolong his life and keep his youthful looks. It doesn't work.

  oxygen chamber

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1987

After trying to stop gang violence previously in his career, Michael decides that if he can't "Beat It" he may as well join it and starts his own gang that shouts and runs around in car parks causing trouble.

 

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1988

Michael starts to talk to himself in the mirror

 

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1988

Gets a pet chimp named Bubbles who likes to throw poo around the house and attack people. Michael's own sister revealed that Michael had been looking into whether he could do something to bubble's throat to allow him to speak. Bubbles was pleased to hear that it wasn't possible.

Mj and bubbles

 

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1988

Makes a film about his life which reveals that he is fact a transformer and can turn into a giant robot.

 

 

 

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1989

Another transformation in 1989, this time Michael becomes Corey Feldman

 

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1991

Michael Jackson surprises everyone by suddenly being white instead of Black. Luckily he releases a song to tell us that it doesn't matter if he's black or white.

 

 

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1994

Marries Lisa Marie Presley

mr and mrs jackson

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1997

Marries his dermatology nurse

mr and mrs jackson 2

 

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1998

Decides he'd like to live in a theme park so he builds one and lives there

 

 

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1997

1998

2002

 

Calls his kids names guaranteed to encourage bullying,

Michael Jackson Junior, or Prince to his family and friends

Paris-Michael Katherine Jackson

Prince Michael Jackson II (nicknamed "Blanket")

 

 

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2002

Dangles his baby over a balcony and then hides behind the curtain like a ghost. When putting your baby's life in danger to show it off to a crowd you would think the blanket could be removed from the babies face, it kind of makes the gesture a bit pointless otherwise.

 

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2009

Just before his big comeback tour, Michael is found dead, some people think he was murdered, others think it was fake and he is still around in a similar way to Elvis. Lets face it, with Michael's various faces over the years he could be anywhere and anyone now, your new neighbour, your teacher, the man stood behind you in the post office.

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The Future

Possible zombie Jackson making a return?

zombie jackson